A day to Remember

Today was a day like no other.

In the annals of human history, this day shall always be remembered as a singularly spectacular day, a day when human kind cried to the heavens “we may not know who or what we are or why we are here, but damnit, we’re here and lovin’ it!” A day that will be remembered and revered in the years to come, and spoken of as a legend in the ages that will follow those years.

Today was the day Justin brought the sexy back.

We don’t know who or what took it and where they’ve been keeping it all this time, such details are irrelevant in the face of an occasion such as this. The only thing that matters is that, at long last, the sexy is back and humanity can once again rejoice and be merry.

In celebration of this momentous occasion, I encourage everyone to think about what they would bring back. I for one have decided to bring Zubaz back:

I’m bringin’ zubaz back
*yeah*
You can wear them at the gym or at the track
*yeah*
They come in lots of colors including black
*yeah*
They stretch so you can wear them if you’re fat
*yeah*
…get yourself some zubaz!

Opportunities to reach into the past and resurrect a long-lost lifestyle, hobby, or love are rare and should be seized when presented. Justin has opened the flood gates, now it is up to us to discover what is missing in our lives, and like Justin, bring it back.

So I ask you, what are you bringing back?